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[about joyrot]
the music i make is everything, from acoustic, to rap.
⚠ discography page under construction ⚠
[ animated construction worker gif would go here ]
[music]
ross ulbricht
it's cool, i'll burn
mary jane
> joyrot_x_neuralink.exe
root@joyrot:~$ connect --device neuralink_n1 --user joyrot
establishing secure link
.-"""-.
/ \
| o o | subject: joyrot
| ^ | implant: n1, left parietal
\ --- / status: linked
'-----'
/| |\
/ | | \
* | | * [ signal ●●●●●●●●●○ 91% ]
it's official (trust us): joyrot is the first recording artist in history to write and perform music directly through a brain-computer interface. no daw. no midi keyboard. no hands. just vibes, translated straight from cortex to chorus.
parameter
readout
implant model
n1 "prototype ø" (fictional / for-the-bit)
writing method
thought-to-waveform, zero plugins
avg. neural bpm drift
+4.7 bpm whenever the chorus hits
melody source
daydream logged 3:14am, exact origin unknown
vocal takes
recorded purely by joyrot *imagining* singing
side effects
occasional urge to rhyme out loud in public
the "leaked" studio log claims a full bridge section once arrived as a single unprompted thought during a soundcheck nap, and that the engineer just... transcribed it. joyrot has "declined to confirm or deny" whether the implant can also skip ads.
// this section is a joke bit for artist mythology, not a real medical or technology claim. no such device or procedure is real. we just thought it'd be funny. carry on.
[tour dates]
no upcoming tours as of yet — check back soon.
[guestbook]
xX_glitterfangXx wrote: omggg the neuralink thing is insane??? is this real??? either way i'm screaming 🎧✨
modem_hisses wrote: been checking back every day for new music, sign my guestbook back!!
crtghost99 wrote: found this site at 2am and i have never been the same